Friends of a friend
The cab driver detected an accent, figured I wasn’t from around, and decided to butt fuck me.
I met Su Hung at an open air beach-style coffee house at the entrance of Emporium, an “Oh I think I’m So Cool With These Blue Sunglasses” hive. He introduced me to his friends…
Beng
And you guys thought I had a hair problem. This guy is 22 and the hair on his head is thinner than the air on Everest. Oh, and another characteristic defining this man was his total and absolute sedateness. I swear, this guy was hooked up to a Prozac drip or something.
Tee Ch’ng
She works for a left wing underground propagandist newsletter. Their main goal is to injure the status quo and in doing so topple the government. Tee Ch’ng sports a tattoo of a black widow on her frontal hip, a symbol of party affiliation. Often appearing and disappearing from surface society like tropical rain on porous soil she chooses her men to suit her chameleonic lifestyle, foreign naval men who come as they please and who please as they come.
Tee Lee a.k.a Fer-Tee-Lee-Tee
The not so evil twin sister of Tee Ch’ng. An architect by profession, Tee Lee specializes in designing erotic torture chambers for mid-40 year old Japanese business men.
Tags: beng, jeremy chin, tee ch'ng, tee lee
